Cary Ghouly Elmo @googleimage83@mastodon.starrevolution.org

My social media strategy in 1 photo.

@trillionaire Offer valid Monday to Friday only.

@paeonnui@mastodon.social @jackdaw_ruiz Never ever gonna see the face of that tiny bird in blue.

The ability of a tiny blue bird to leave behind more shit than a hairy elephant-like creature is really something.

@AutisticLady And the Self-Awareness award goes to....

@lumpylouise My solutions are inspired by Washington DC: e.g. cutting taxes to fix the deficit, or invading a few more countries to achieve peace.

@lumpylouise I'm here for you if you need to toot about it.

@Stuberry69 @PeterDouche That would be a slippery slope towards a fashion police state.

When they toot low, Terrance and Philip toot high.

All toot targets are fair game.

Toot le monde.

First account mysteriously vanished into thin air... luckily it wasn't too old, but followers/followings will likely be seeing some deja vu on my end.