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Morpheus: How did I beat you?

Neo: You... you're too fast.

Morpheus: Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? [leans in] Do you think that's TF juice you're drinking right now?

Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can take catgirl pills?

Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

Cypher: You know, I know this sergal doesn't exist. I know that when I nuzzle its tummy, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is soft and comforting. After nine years, you know what I realize?

[Nuzzles in deeper]

Cypher: Ignorance is bliss.

Neo: Why do my boobs hurt?

Morpheus: You've never used them before.

Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the femboy in the short skirt?

Neo: I was...

Morpheus: [gestures with one hand] Look again.

[the femboy is now a trans girl deer with antlers wearing a t-shirt that says "down with cis." she holds out a hand toward neo with the Communist Manifesto]

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