Me, internally: How many dicks do I gotta suck to afford a tattoo?

A common misconception is that anarchists want chaos, this is not so. Anarchists want a horizontal social system. Its order, just a fair one. Anomie is having no social structure. Nobody sane wants this.

Ah, yes, random cis man on fetlife, insulting me will definitely make me want to suck your dick.

Bad news: I had to remove my septum ring.
Good news: I can finally blow my nose again.

Autism culture is blurting out things to people when they say something untrue and possibly fucking yourself over. For example:

Me, when I was 16: Some guys at my school keep flirting with me and won't leave me alone.
My mother: That's because you're a virgin! They want to take your purity!
Me: I'm not a virgin.
My mother: WHAT?!
Me: 😶

One of the best things about being polyam is having your partner(s) text you like, "Hey, I just met this cutie and they wanna get dirty. May I?" And after giving them permission, call you and be like, "OMG, so here's how it went down!"

Doge Speak will never NOT be funny to me. I love it so much.

I want shark bites sooooo much. The piercings, not to be bit by a shark, but also, yeah, being bit by a shark. 🦈

Yesterday, at Hot Topic, I heard two people talking behind me and I almost cried.

"So... I gotta tell you something..."

"What?"

"Um... I'm... Nonbinary. I used they/them pronouns and I was wondering if you could, too."

"Sweetie, of course I will! Thank you for telling me!"

ACCEPTANCE.

I was at the library today to drop off an application and when I gave my resume to the person behind the desk, they asked me why I was whispering to them.

"We're in a library..."

"Oh, my god, I totally forgot that I work in a library just now."

Mastodon

tl;dr= no fascists, no bullying, no doing fucked up shit. You know what that means. Otherwise a lot of us are socialists, leftists etc. Dont bully people either. Or start witch hunts. You can have bots as long as administration clears them first The site is available on TOR! https://www.starrev3tah2dnhj.onion Note: letsencrypt won't sign a .onion domain cert so you will have to make a security exception as it uses the same cert for the main domain