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nsfw, shitpost 

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i have only one thing to say. Banana chocolate chip muffins are amazing! That is all

I have a friend who records himself whenever he orders from a drivethrough. I asked why and he said in case they get something wrong. Unbelievable! Imagine being spoiled and selfish enough to do that, turn around and bother an exhausted service worker about your item not being exactly what you wanted, even going out of your way for evidence *in case* of it. I can understand if there are allergies involved, or some other extenuating circumstance, but otherwise... what a mindset.

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NGL, and since it's new on Netflix: THE THING reads su-uu-uu-uper differently when you know it's based on a work written by a paranoid racist.

Like... VENOM is basically THE THING told from The Thing's point-of-view.

Talked to someone who barely spoke English. Every sentence was a huge effort, yet he managed to communicate. Human beings are truly amazing. I am never Blown Away by humans in general more than when I see these people trying so hard to be understood, and succeeding. It's incredible, and humbling.

I have to learn a song about compost. A small sample: “Cyto, Mezzo, thermophiles are three microbes to knowa. These fine philes can break down your stuff, but not your feather boas.” Wow.

Had a dream where I was giving a presentation in a different language, reading each word really slowly, stammering and pausing. I have no idea what language it was, and didn’t know anything about it. What I remember most was that nobody even tried to stop me; pindrop silence all throughout the room and I just faltered along endlessly.

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food 

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could landlord inspections, as a thing, fuck off

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what if tomorrow we woke up and all animals had opposable thumbs and could walk bipedally

how screwed would we be

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#Introduction

Hello! I’m Madeline and I’ve started a new account over here at Awoo. I’m a big gay cat person but I do not hate dogs (so Red please don’t kick me off your instance). I post about whatever nonsense enters my head, because it’s fun. You’ll probably see the occasional music, game, politics, and sadpost amongst my detritus. I like to write and hike and shit.

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to the tune of Duality by Slipknot 

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Star Trek is a smart show for smart people 

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me in extreme heat:
oh well this is starting to become slightly unpleasant

me in cool autumn weather:
I'm freezing to death. I cannot move. everything hurts and my brain is shutting down

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me when I'm uncertain whether that one item in my fridge is still safe to consume: ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

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If you ever want the definition of "too clever by half," read the lyrics to the Sondheim song "Invocation and Instructions to the Audience" genius.com/Stephen-sondheim-th

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sun's out, time to nyoom and get some of that sweet sweet D*

(*:vitamin D, of course)

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food 

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