UK's May says deal with opposition only way to secure Brexit https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/04/uk-deal-opposition-secure-brexit-190407062129619.html
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Fiction/Fantasy - The daemon rooster part 2 Show more
The spirit inside the rooster says "Ah maize, this is a fine offering indeed especially in my diminished state. Your kindness wont be forgotten."
But all marina heard was "bok bok bok bgawk" as the rooster hopped around the corn and ate it.
She then walks back inside her house and calls her neighbors that she knows has chickens, eventually reaching the one with a missing rooster.
As it turns out they were planning on culling him as they had too many roosters already and told her they could keep him if they wanted to.
They agreed to keep the rooster as he was larger than any rooster they had seen and the hens seemed to take to him quickly.
She then walked back out to the yard where the birds were wandering around unti she spotted the new rooster. She said to the bird "Ok I guess you are staying with us now, if you protect the flock and do a good job of being their rooster we will give you corn every day. How does that sound?"
The rooster stared at her for a moment pondering and replied "Your terms are acceptable, the contract is sealed."
All she heard was a hearty "cockdoodle doo"
The spirit thought to itself that with daily maize offerings it should be brought back to full power in short time and caring for a small flock of chickens would be childs play.
Overall this was a very generous compact it had managed to get itself.
Perhaps the present day wasnt hopeless for it to thrive in afterall.
Fiction/Fantasy - The daemon rooster part 1 Show more
In rural new england, theres a small farm run by two old ladies.
On this farm are chickens, like many in the area. Chickens without a rooster.
The two kindly old ladies hadnt gotten around yet to buying or trading for one even though it had been two years. The eggs that they sell to town were alright in number so they didnt see much of a reason to rush.
One icy day in the dead of winter, the morning after a deep and heavy snowstorm an ancient tree finally cracked under the weight of so much ice and snow, as is known to happen there.
Unknown to all the tree was the prison for a powerful spirit bound to the tree ages untold ago.
The spirit finally freed from its arboreal cell took stock of its situation. Thousands of years it sat in that tree, the tree kept alive by the spirits own energies.
The spirit had been weakened in power, but also changed of mind. All of that time observing the endless cycles of nature, life and death had mellowed it out quite a bit.
The being searched the area looking for a way to restore its lost strength, to heal itself and then decide what to do from there.
It found a lost rooster walking down the road, alone it knew this bird would likely be eaten or run over. The being poured itself into the form of the bird filling its body and fusing with it.
Enhancing the power of the bird it flew around the area until it spied the farm of the kindly old ladies, seeing they had chickens and as luck had it no rooster at all.
The spirit-bird landed among the flock and settled in.
Later that afternoon.
One of the old ladies, while tending to the flock spots the new rooster and calls the other out to see.
"Marina where did that rooster come from?" the first old lady said.
"I dont know Miss Grey, perhaps it got loose from one of the neighbors?" she replied "We better call around to see if anyone has a lost rooster, but we might as well throw him down some corn."
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