the NSA. google, facebook, twitter etc have all this info on us and yet the bastards wont do my taxes or tell me where i left my car keys. Assholes.
@Laurelai And apparently I can't use the NSA's PRISM and other programs as an off-site backup service and I know they've got everything that crossed the Pacific ...
@adversary The dicks wont even help me get into old email accounts of mine whose passwords ive forgotten
@Laurelai it reminds me of when I wanted to collect something, like stamps, but I was too lazy to actually collect stamps ... so I decided I'd collect flags on my ASIO file instead. ;)
@adversary @Laurelai Their customer service is terrible!!
I'll write it here because they'll read it.
@lilletale @Laurelai Whereas I used them as an example of how to encrypt messages to an entire domain in a recent coding guide instead (because I am that much of a snarky bastard at times). ;)
@adversary @Laurelai Did they give you any feedback on the coding guide?
@lilletale @Laurelai Come on, you *know* they Never Say Anything!
I did get feedback from the DSD (now ASD) a few years ago, though.
@adversary @Laurelai I'm just... Hoping they'll show a sign. You know, just to prove that there's intelligent life out there
Oh, wait, that's something else.
@lilletale @Laurelai All right, here's the crypto guide entertainment:
http://files.au.adversary.org/crypto/GPGMEpythonHOWTOen.html#howto-keys-selection
The last example in that section uses the .mil domain NSA uses for email.
While this bit cites the World's Greatest Secret Agent as a crypto role-model:
http://files.au.adversary.org/crypto/GPGMEpythonHOWTOen.html#key-generation
@Laurelai feels like I'm being subtooted.
@maloki oh no, i dont subtoot, but your toot did inspire my joke
@Laurelai that's what I see subtooting as. Not the other passive aggressive stuff. That's not my style. She says, sneakily planning.. No wait. Nope 👎
@maloki I dont do passive aggression, i prefer overt aggression :3
@Laurelai NSA took care of my pet parrots when I was out of town. According to unnamed officials, "It's the least that we can do."
@Laurelai Give us more money and well remotely unlock your car😜
@Laurelai lol they can have all the info on me they want if they wanna see who i tug it out to lol
@Laurelai has it ever occurred to you that "doing taxes" is basically like being given a really nasty pop quiz on the info the government already has on you
like...if the whole point is that getting it wrong means you're in trouble, then...maybe just charge us the damn tax bill and have it over with?
@chara In civilized countries this is how it works
@Laurelai blegh, sometimes I dunno what sickens me more, the lies the government tells us or the lies it tells itself
@Laurelai 😂 😂 😂