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Laurelai Bailey

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Hi new folks to my instance. Please dont be afraid to use the report button! It actually does something and is handled by a real human being who cares.

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*Instance policy toot for clarity*

Things that do have to be content warned here

Anything relating to trauma or traumatic experiences, things that reasonably might upset the average person. While of course you can talk about how you had to have a surgery or whatever please if you have to share pictures mark them as sensitive.

Things that dont have to be content warned here

Discussions about oppression you face or others face. Oppressors dont get to hide from that or pretend its not happening.

Current events as long as they dont fit in the top category as long as its not trump crap. Were all just sick of it, hes evil, hes orange, we know.

Violence against fascists, this includes terfs. Fuckem. You could coat them in honey and feed them to fire ants and retain the moral high ground.

*General sensitive image policy*

If the average person would get fired from their job by viewing it on their work computer, mark it as sensitive.

You know what this means.

People can be forgetful due to trauma, i know i am. Just please do your best.

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wal-mart is the flesh eating bacteria of small towns

@Laurelai *hacker voice* I’m in

There's been a sad lack of pictures popping up for me to enjoy. Here you go, Mastodon.

you wouldnt download a sandwich

Suppose I should put this on this site as well. We’re between jobs and struggling. If you could possibly send us money for food and gas we would appreciate it. PayPal is and the cash app is $CharaHaze. Venmo is @chara-Haze.

Who here like super spicy food?

@Laurelai at least Whole Foods can't sell me now

Human genomes have a large quantity of virus DNA embedded in it, so everyone is a GMO

I take that back, not nice. Nice tends to be dishonest. You all seem *kind*. Warm.

I really love the new folks who have come. Yall seem so nice.

retoot this and I’ll send u a sea creature pic based on my first impression of u