Laurelai Bailey @Laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org

Get the trucks kids the salt mine has opened.

Hi new folks to my instance. Please dont be afraid to use the report button! It actually does something and is handled by a real human being who cares.

*Instance policy toot for clarity*

Things that do have to be content warned here

Anything relating to trauma or traumatic experiences, things that reasonably might upset the average person. While of course you can talk about how you had to have a surgery or whatever please if you have to share pictures mark them as sensitive.

Things that dont have to be content warned here

Discussions about oppression you face or others face. Oppressors dont get to hide from that or pretend its not happening.

Current events as long as they dont fit in the top category as long as its not trump crap. Were all just sick of it, hes evil, hes orange, we know.

Violence against fascists, this includes terfs. Fuckem. You could coat them in honey and feed them to fire ants and retain the moral high ground.

*General sensitive image policy*

If the average person would get fired from their job by viewing it on their work computer, mark it as sensitive.

You know what this means.

People can be forgetful due to trauma, i know i am. Just please do your best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4tOlOY3WFc

Youre all going to be gone in 6 months

welcome to mastodon, no you cant join my instance, i dont want to talk to any of you

So run along and tell your shitty whisper networks

How is that anti Laurelai hate train working out for you? Did the cis accept you more? Was it worth it giving kiwifarms undeserved credibility?

You could have just said "shes an asshole and i dont like her" and nobody would have cared, least of all me

Also congratufuckinglations to the people who hate me so much that they had to make up yet another peice of fiction about me and prime terfs to start attacking an innocent person just to try to get at me.

Do you *really* think id just give up credit that easily?

So terfs are on their screaming outrage cycle by again claiming im the author of the shingami eyes plugin.

I am not.

If I was i would have written my name on it, thumbed my nose at all of you because you would be forced by circumstance to use my work and rubbed it in for good measure.

Come on now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJo4MUHl3Sw

Do what you must. I have already won.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AI-m0rhZG8

Yep I’m still around

So youre finally awake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3snVCRo_bI

this is why fedverse is doomed

Dawn breaks.

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

Remember self agency of bofa who sent his entire instance after me? Yeah. Guess what jackass ive been the one getting you banned from twitter this whole time.